About

This blog is titled IMPORTANT NEWS by the writer because the writings contained herein are all brilliantly unpurposed and truly incomparable (beyond logic). Though the writer intends that readers regard this blog’s content as a fatuitous stream of nonlinear opinions, the significance (or insignificance) of said content cannot be overstated. Like a soothsayer who might say, “this will happen,” unless, “that will happen,” the reader should enjoy this important blog’s 100% bootless writings, cadence and news-style expressionism, unless the reader decides to not do so. In conclusion, draw no conclusions.